Hyuna & SNSD Moving to American Market...EPIC FAIL

So apparently to two most overrated idol figures in Korea, Hyuna & SNSD, are planning on moving to the american market.....
.......................I'm gonna give you time to process that and get your giggles out...................



When I first logged online and first saw the Hyuna news then the SNSD one. Here are just a couple reasons why they wont make it in America.
First, lets start with Hyuna. Hyuna is popular in Korea because she lives in a country that is very conservative so when they see Hyuna bubble bubble poppin it, they want more because its a rare sight. Aside from the fact that she ain't stingy with her goodies, there's nothing special about her. Her singing is okay and her rapping is "meh". But unlike Korea, the American music capitalizes on half naked tramps. So why would she make it here? On top of that, that engrish of hers wont fly by here. Americans are very, extremely judgmental.  They'll take one look at her and rip her apart. Take away her "sexyness" and what does Hyuna have? The only thing that gives her a slightly  better chance at making it (emphasis on the slight) is her cameo in Gangnam Style. But by the time Hyuna makes her American debut the Gangnam storm will have passed. So I'm sorry Hyuna, but please don't bring your whack music here. We Dont Want It. 
Oh, Girls Generation...
 I'll admit that their music is kinda catchy...just a little bit. But they are waay too overrated  They have a higher chance at being successful with their American Debut than Hyuna, but that's not saying much.  One of the reasons being that they are more talented. As much as I dislike GG, I have to say that Taeyeon is a muscial goddess. The fact that they went ahead and labeled them the next PSY though-________-.....Plz don't lie to these girls SM. PSY has beat even American records so what makes you think that 9 plastic girls, who after more than 5 years still cant get their dance moves together, can follow in his footsteps? Like I said for Hyuna that sexy thing is only gonna take you so far. Think back to their busted performance on Letterman...How many people actually watched this? Scratch that, of those who watched it, how many people actually remembered it? They tried to break in to the American market with 'The Boys' and failed MISERABLY.  2NE1 hasnt even officially made their American Debut and 'Cant Nobody' is already getting air play here.  PSY is a GENIOUS! He's has no looks going for him, no sex appeal whatsoever and he managed to go double platinum. Yes, GG have 2 (maybe three, i'm not sure) English speaking girls in their group, but what about the other 7? Ugh this is so annoying. I'm going to need people to make claims they know they can back up. I'm pretty sure that PSY's first American release wont top Gangnam Style so why the heck woul.....eish. I'm done..